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Flashing Food Topper

Brighten your doughnuts, cakes, burgers & burritos in fact, turn any meal into a feast by spiking the legs into your chosen treat. Activate the 45 second light display with the push button on the back. The letters are illuminated by LEDs and flash the affirmation in sequence "Eat. Me. Eat. Me. Eat. Me" Turn your food selfies into a mini Las Vegas photo opportunity Instagram won't know what's hit it! - Endlessly re-useable for multiple dinnertime goodness. Get stuck in.

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Delicious Dilemma Chocolate Pizza 10

Our Delicious Dilemma chocolate pizza has something for everyone, 8 slices of our top selling flavours combined in one delicious 10" pizza ! The pizza contains; 2 x Jelly Bean Jumble slices, 2 x Crunchy Munchy slices, 1 x Heavenly Honeycomb slices, 1 x Raspberrymac slice, 1 x Ultimately Orange & 1 x Delightfully Dark slice. Contains: Milk, egg, soya Made in an environment that uses nuts. Not suitable for a vegetarian diet. Not gluten free.

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Onion Goggles

Tired about crying over cutting onions? Well here is the ultimate solution for you! These novelty onion goggles will keep your eyes dry and safe, away from the evil onions. The onion shaped design of the goggles takes it one step further with their tongue-in-cheek design.

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Pig Of Doom Pork Crackling Gift Jar

The Pig of Doom is the Snaffling Pig's spice lunatic brother. Granted, he's a bit melodramatic and there's no actual end of world darkness involved with his concoction, but its fair to say these bad boys don't mess about. The heat comes from Bhut Jolokia chilli (aka 'Ghost Chilli'), which is one of the hottest chillies in the world and it's one that keeps on building once snaffled. These are only for the spice loving brave; we've seen a few people shed a tear or two taking them on. That said, if you're a Man vs Food type challenge loving swine, then they are right up your street/farm.

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Happy Birthday Chocolate Pizza For Her

Say Happy Birthday to her with this super-sweet gift! A delight for all the senses.

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Caution Cone

Particularly relevant for homes with just one toilet, the contamination zone will be given enough clearance for the required amount of time for the fall-out to dissipate! Other household members will be saved the trauma of witnessing someone else's floater or inhaling poo fumes! Ugghhh!

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Peanuts From Hell

The World's Hottest Peanuts are dry roasted then seasoned with our special blend of spices and CAPSICUM EXTRACT. Caution EXTREMELY HOT!!! WARNING: CONTAINS NUTS

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Inflatable Zimmer Frame

An inflatable walking frame for those over the hill folks you know! Poke fun at their advancing years! A fun way to make a lighthearted joke and make someone stand out from the crowd! Great for retirement parties, birthdays or just fancy dress. Simply inflate and hey presto, instant zimmer frame!

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Happy Birthday Chocolate Pizza For Him

Our boy themed chocolate pizza is the perfect gift for boys to men! Pizza Base: Belgian milk chocolate. Pizza Toppings: Milk and white chocolate coated riceballs, multi coloured rainbow drops and white chocolate curls finished with handmade chocolate shapes and a happy birthday chocolate plaque. Contains: Milk and soya Made in an environment that uses nuts. Not suitable for a vegetarian diet. Not gluten free.

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Don't Be A Prick Cactus Mug

We all know that cacti live in very dry environments with very little water, but not this Cactus, he's different.

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Potty Putter

Why would any keen golfer want to sit idle on the throne when you could be practising your putt?Introducing Potty Putter! The toilet time golf game that lets you practice your putting while going to the bathroom.If you're a golfer who can't get enough practice time, then Potty Putter is for you! Now you can sink putts where no one else has sunk them before in the bathroom.The Potty Putter comes complete with a putting green, made form the same professional carpet found at miniature golf courses, a cup with a flag, 2 golf balls, a putter and a 'Do Not Disturb' door hanger. Potty Putter makes a great gift item for the devoted golfer and for those looking to improve their putting. This makes a perfect golf gift that can be used without even stepping foot onto a golf course. Extremely versatile!

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Penis Pasta

Penis Pasta is a fun thing to have at a bachelorette party.

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Grow Me Money Does Grow on Trees

Its official Money Does Grow on Trees! This rewarding gift box includes everything needed to grow your own money plants. The ideal little extra and suitable for any occasion whether you need some extra pocket money or not!

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Bullshit Button

Brilliant on a desk! The moment you get a whiff press the button and stop the perpetrator in their tracks. 5 different responses.

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Make Your Own Chocolate Pizza

The kit comes with a 7" pizza tin, high quality ingredients including white chocolate flakes, jelly beans and rainbow drops with full instructions perfectly served up in a pizza box... everyone can now make a delicious 7" gourmet chocolate pizza! Enjoy the fun of making your own chocolate pizza, or spread the fun and send one as a gift. If you really want to... do both!

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Grow Your Own Marijuana

Do you have a 420 friend who doesn't like to break the rules? This box contains everything they'll need to grow Cleome - the copy cat plant which looks and smells like the real deal, without the hassle of law enforcement. You'll find all the essentials to get you started inside this gift box: cleome seeds, pots, compost discs, and plant markers. Disclaimer: Does not contain marijuana.

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Chocolate Pizza Crunchy Munchy 7''

Love our large Chocolate Pizzas, but don't fancy sharing? Then this 7" Crunchy Munchy is ideal! Superb for smaller budgets and appetites, this yummy treat is made from the finest Belgian chocolate, fudge, brownie pieces and white chocolate shavings, just like the larger version. Pre cut into 8 slices, it comes presented in a pizza box and makes a superb gift for any occasion! ALLERGY WARNING: Made in a place that handles nuts. Contains milk, soya and egg. Suitable for Vegetarians. Not gluten free

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Grow Me Snore Ease

Sleep easy with this restful gift box which includes everything needed to grow your own soothing eucalyptus! The ideal little extra and suitable for everyone that is prone to a night-time snore or two!

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Grow it Carnivorous Plants

Grow your own carnivorous plants at home. Growing your plants is simple--everything you need is inside this gift box including starter growing pots, compost discs, Venus fly trap and pitcher plant seeds and markers. A unique gift idea. Green fingers arent required to grow a range of beautiful carnivorous plants at home.

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Grow it Bonsai Tree

Grow a range of different bonsai trees in your own home. Growing your trees is simple - everything you need is inside this gift box including starter growing pots, compost discs, seeds and a booklet containing growing tips. A unique gift idea. Green fingers aren't required to grow a range of beautiful bonsai trees at home.

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